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all-of-my-floors:

this is golden

all-of-my-floors:

this is golden

(via finnfinnforthewin)

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

(via taireodactyl)

this-pa1n-1s-just-to0-r3al:

They’ll drop it every time. on We Heart It.

this-pa1n-1s-just-to0-r3al:

They’ll drop it every time. on We Heart It.

(via your-laughterlines-and-flaws)

sextradite:

ridge:

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?

(via pizza)

foreverbastille:


I do not even remember taking this but omg precious

foreverbastille:

I do not even remember taking this but omg precious

(via dans-laughter-lines)

(Source: bastilledan, via colormesimmons)

http://queerloras.tumblr.com/post/93009410552/carryonmy-assbutt-oh-godno-ramavatarama

carryonmy-assbutt:

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself…

(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy)

  • parents: "schools easy"
  • me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
  • parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"